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A married couple died together.....

A married couple died together in a terrible car accident, but on arriving at the Pearly Gates they announced to St Peter that they would like to renew their wedding vows before entering Heaven. "That's very sweet," he said, "I'll seee what I can do." So St P went off and left them, and after a while the couple, who had been talking about the car crash that ended their lives, began to argue
about whose fault it was, and then about a host of other things. Finally, after what must have been weeks, St Peter returned with an elderly priest in tow. The couple, however, now informed him that they had changed their mind about the wedding and demanded a divorce. "Good grief!" cried the exasperated saint. "It took me THREE MOONTHS to find a priest up here, and now you want me to find you
a LAWYER!!!?


Submitted by Mary

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